Double headed Alibino Milk Snake
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Yesterday in European History, the teacher was telling this kid how we’re trained to have short-attention spans and how mainstream music is just about 2 minutes in length and this girl next to is all like, “On Black Veil Brides newest album all their songs range from 3-5 minutes.”
And I’m just thinking to myself, “That’s cute, honey.”
That’s
Really
Really
Fucking
Cute
Hang on…I put Marilyn on toast
Dita on Cheese…
You know what we gotta do?
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why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
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